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Red Dead Redemption Review

Posted by Brumac | Posted in Local | Posted on 19-06-2010

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What is there not to say about Rockstars new game Red Dead Redemption? From slow motion shootouts, horse races, cheating at texas holdem, hog tying criminals, hunting and skinning animals, to the awesome western scenery. Not to mention a ridiculously awesome storyline! Maybe I am a bit biased here because I like western flicks. I have never seen a game capture the western genre such as this. This game nails it, to the riding a horse mechanics all the way down to the matrix style dead-eye shooting ability. After the intro cut scenes I was a bit skeptical until I mounted my first horse and was on my way to complete in-game quests that followed the storyline. I normally am playing first person shooters and even though this is a 3rd person type shooter this game simply blew me away. I won’t spoil the story for anyone who hasn’t played it, but when I did the last quest as John Marston I dropped my jaw in awe. I couldn’t believe the twist, it was sad, it was true to the western gunslinger lifestyle, and it was purely impresionante (thats awesome in spanish).

I think parents might be duped a bit by this game. And by duped I mean if they are buying this game for their 12 year old son to play they might want to think again. In one sequence of the game I walked in on a senor and senorita banging each others brains out across a table, tips flapping everywhere. Now, I’m a grown ass man but I was very surprised, but hey one a side note she wasn’t very attractive and had nasty looking tits. Now the game may have an option to tone down the sexually explicit material in-game, I have yet to look for it, nor do I really care, but its possible there is an option.

The game does have a few glitches like your character may ghost into a wall from time to time but these are minor compared to the grand scale of this epic game. If you have not heard of this game yet, or are just skeptical I suggest picking up a copy of this game. I normally NEVER finish any solo campaigns on any game I own, I usually just jump right into the multiplayer action (which this game has as well), but the story is so rich in this game I had to finish it, and was satisfied completely. Again, I can’t give away any spoilers but I’m thinking about doing it all over again as John Marston, for those of you who have completed the game you’ll know what I’m talking about. This game deserves the game of the year award. For those of you who are die hard Modern Warfare 2 fans, I’d gladly trade MW2 in for Red Dead and thats saying alot.

WTF is wrong with those effing Germans??!!

Posted by Brumac | Posted in Local | Posted on 15-06-2010

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I tried watching “The Human Centipede” until the person in front had to take a shit – I then quickly turned it off. I didn’t realize how graphic it was going to be, I figured it would just have a lot of cut scenes and let the audience figure out what was happening…Not so. I don’t recommend it for the faint of heart. I can stomach a lot of things on the big screen but this movie is the equivalent of two girls and one cup, except this lasts about an hour and a half with a creepy German doctor. Needless to say I didn’t finish it nor will I ever. I think they will run on the coat tails of the shock value that this movie produces – because everything else about the movie sucks.

You’ll probably see more pesky Germans trying to top the shit meter of this film in the years to come…

Hanging body found on Disney property

Posted by Brumac | Posted in News | Posted on 14-06-2010

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ORLANDO — Orange County officials are investigating after a man’s body was found hanging in a tree on Disney property.

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Merk Clan Owning Favela

Posted by Brumac | Posted in Videos | Posted on 25-05-2010

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Chainsaw memories…

Posted by Brumac | Posted in Local, Videos | Posted on 19-05-2010

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This reminded me of a memory I had when I was a child.

My Dad was cleaning his chainsaw on our kitchen table (a table he built mind you). My sister and I were watching television in the living room when we heard the roar of the chainsaw crank up. My Dad then began to chase my sister and I down the hallway while wielding the chainsaw. I just knew he was about to hack us up into little pieces. We managed to get to her room, locked the door and I almost fainted from shock. All I remember is begging my sister to let me go through the window… After a few moments we could hear my Dad chuckling behind the door…Aaahhh…happy times. Scarred for life…

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